January 2012
YOU'RE KIND OF A TWAT, TOO.
things I could have said to my mother today regarding my brothers douchey girlfriend: 1. Hey, remember I only introduced them because I knew jordan would get his dick wet, she’s kind of a slutty slut and that’s why my friends reccommended her. they would know, considering she’s slept with them, too. 2. Hey, every time she opens her mouth to try to speak, it makes me think my...
Because nob0dy reads my tumblr ne ways.
That mess you left is going to need a mop and bucket but with a problem like your’s I’m sure you’ve got some tucked away in your pocket. I heard what you heard over the phone I heard, it’s absurd making you leave home and those things, those strings, will keep you alone those things, those strings will keep you alone rolling up your sleeves and dodging a razor sunglasses on...
I wish I was a poet.
I lack inspiration in my day to day car rides unchanged and it’s the same lunch anyway. Blink says “Work Sucks,..” I know. I’m stoned I’m home I’m late again. She’s asleep so I eat and watch tv again. I read every newspaper again today. Nothing crazy, another car accident another kid got beat. I don’t mourn, The only things I miss are things...
myxo-matosis:
blckppl:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
ahahahahahahahahaha
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone...
forrestbondurant:
mollay:
mollay:
Theodore Roosevelt, October 27, 1858 – January 6, 1919
“Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.”
omfg these notes i am just so happy that so many tumblr people are spreading the luv for teddy ;___;
^ you’re making me love him.
When you smell weed
